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The Moderately Magnificent Seven

by Professor Plasmodium

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If you wish to continue with the initiation process, you will be forced to remove numerous internal organs from your body. Do you wish to proceed? Proceed?
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8/8/2004 19:10
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Today is the time for everyone Tonight is the time for the lonely ones It's me, it's you, and everyone for time I sit on nothing just like I stand They are forced to approach Everything for everything And I don't know what's right Don't sing along Don't tell me what to do What you want me to And I won't do the same to you
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They fixed up the corner store like it was a nightclub It's permanently disco Everyone is dressed so oddly I can't recognize them I can't tell the staff from the customers Baby check this out I've got something to say Man it's so loud in here When they stop the drum machine and I can think again I'll remember what it was You have to carry all your things You can't misplace them There's nowhere to place anything Baby check this out I've got something to say Man it's so loud in here When they stop the drum machine and I can think again I'll remember what it was They're all shouting something at us Waving and pointing They revamped the airport completely now it looks just like a nightclub Everyone's excited and confused Baby check this out I've got something to say Man it's so loud in here When they start the love machine and I can love again I'll remember what it was Baby check this out I've got something to say, Man it's so loud in here
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Ten years spent out at sea My years on the island fade into memory Of a distant time Inside of my mind As the blood course through my veins My worn out nerves grow ever pained My legs lose feeling what was once so tingly And I rest Here on this sun-kissed sanded plot of land My legs bruised and wrinkled My tender purple limbs They just can’t move me anymore And the salty spray of the sea churns my stomach inside out As I sing this weary hymn I vow to never leave the shore Cause all the sea had ever brought me was a life plagued by gout

about

This album was made as part of a challenge hosted by Scarlet Hall (scarlethall.bandcamp.com) on the new Cardiacs Discord server where me and numerous other individuals created a series of songs (at least one song every week) over the course of a month (from December 2023 to January 2024). This album is my iteration of that challenge.

Compilation can be found at: scarlethall.bandcamp.com/album/pond-frozen-over

All guitars, bass, synthesizers, additional instruments, programming, sampling, and production by Professor Plasmodium except for…
Guitar on track 6 by Jack
Drums on track 6 by Ham

Equipment:
Guitars: Wooden Jackson Rhoads JS32T, Ebony Epiphone Les Paul Traditional (on track 6), Squier Mini Stratocaster
Bass: Music Man Stingray
Keyboard: Alesis Melody 61
Tape Recorder (on track 6): Jensen Cassette Player/Recorder
Software: GarageBand
Drums (on track 6): Pearl Roadshow Drum Set 5-Piece Complete Kit

Some writing done by me except for…
Track 2 slightly written by Panchiko
Track 4 originally written and performed by Kevin & the Bikes
Track 5 originally written and performed by They Might Be Giants
Track 7 originally written and performed by Nukelele

Dolls on album cover created via Farrago Fiction: www.farragofiction.com/DollSim/

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released February 29, 2024

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