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This album will be more serious
So let’s laugh a little bit before the jokes come to an end
Don’t worry, It’ll probably come back soon
In the form of another album or two
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Part 1: Joe nuts
My name’s Joe Nuts
And I’m feeling rough
(noises)
Part 2: Don’t Demotivate
Would it mean any less if I were to just
Take everything away?
Take it all away
Don’t demotivate
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Cropper
01:39
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This song is unoriginal
I ripped it off from Shellac
I don’t know what you expected from me now
I found it on a YouTube video posted on the Internet
I had no originality this time
So I’ll just make another song
I don’t even need to rhyme
Maybe I’m just thinking of these right now
Copper is a conductor
It makes for decent cooking
I just stole that from Steve Albini’s words
Unoriginal or not I can still create this song
And even though I butchered it terribly
You wouldn’t even know the difference
Copper, you’ll never be gold (2x)
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Modelo-Madness
00:23
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(inhuman noises)
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The Sweater Song
01:48
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I’m me
Me be
Goddamn
I am
I can
Sing and
Hear me
Know me
If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away
I like Weezer (11x)
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A Stinkin’ Virus
01:07
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An unsolved equation lies before my eyes
I want to die
Why?
There’s no need to try
A stinkin’ virus
Keeping me inside
Really burns away at my hide
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Extratropical
01:19
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Free Like a Dove
02:28
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Give me your love
I’m free like a dove
I’ve given away
To hear the sun
(vocalizations)
Take it from the top
Make it drop
Feel (???) again
Make it sound the same once more
Now we’ve reached to the end of the song now
Hope you’ve enjoyed your stay
I cannot (???)
I made these lyrics up in my head
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Micropsia
08:35
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11. |
Continuously Escalating
03:39
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money machine
02:02
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Hey, you lil' piss baby
You think you're so fucking cool?, huh?
You think you're so fucking tough?
You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck
Aw, look at those arms
Your arms look so fucking cute
They look like lil' cigarettes
I bet I could smoke you
I could roast you
And then you'd love it and you'd text me, "I love you"
And then I'd fucking ghost you
With the big boys coming with the big stuff
I feel so clean like a money machine, oh,
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh,
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh,
Big boys coming with the big truck
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh,
Feel so clean like a money machine (x4)
Tell me what's the deal, I've been tryin' to go to bed
I've been up for days, just tryna get ahead
Said it all before, and I'll say it once again
I'm better off alone (x2)
With the big boys coming with the big stuff
I feel so clean like a money machine, oh,
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh,
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh,
Big boys coming with the big truck
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh,
Feel so clean like a money machine (x4)
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13. |
Pathogenesis
04:34
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14. |
My Devolution
15:05
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